every deleted scene from the thor movies is a treasure and should never have ended up on the cutting room floor
One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit
my mom just said to me “if justin bieber doesn’t get his act together he’s gonna ruin the whole bands career not just his”
my mom thinks justin bieber is part of one direction
please watch this video of a deer having a temper tantrum because no one will feed him
one day I’m going to open a door in my house and im going to hear that noise thinking it’s just the door creaking but when i turn around i’ll just see this deer staring at me making that noise expecting me to feed it
I couldn’t help myself….apologies in advance.
hang on a moment lemme pick up my jaw off the floor
HOLY SHIT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS IS GLORIOUS
please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white
it’s damaging and alienating
Donald Glover would be the absolute perfect superhero.
If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them